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Jonesy. 20. NJ.
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How to get laid
Step one:
Any questions?
When you bring your partner over, make sure you have a romantic set up, example:
Make them coffee in the morning
Studies show that people are more open to romance after a good meal. Spoil your paramour with only the most exclusive of cuisines.
It’s also very important to shower beforehand too!! Keep yourself smelling fresh for your mate!
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You have been blessed by the Forest Gods. You will now have good luck for the next 6 months, simply by seeing this post. You are also protected from Slender Man, Bloody Mary and Jeff the Killer. You DO NOT NEED to reblog this post, you are already Protected. This being said, do not feel discouraged, you are free to reblog this if you wish.
In short, we present IMMUNITY STAGS.
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brazilian kids playing jump rope with homeless dog (◠‿◠✿) ･:*:･。.
…listen….is that the same dog from this meme
There’s only one dog in Brazil but it’s fucking gifted
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i keep thinking i’ll never be surprised by you, and yet here we are.
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